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Sen. Miriam Santiago is making a name as a pick-up line machine. Funny pick up lines are getting popular in the Philippines nowadays and the Senator is making them like no one else. Previously, she already delivered the following pick-up lines during a speech: "Sanacardiologist ka na lang, para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko." "Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko ang simula: U N I." "When someone told me 'Ang ganda mo.' I told her, 'Sana ikaw rin." "Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan. Kasi someone like you is hard to find." Now the Senator is at it again with a new batch of pick-up lines which are now getting viral. These are the new pick-up lines she delivered at an event. "Anong height mo? Pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?" "Masasabi mo bang bobo ako kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko?" "Para kang test paper, nauubos ang oras ko sa kakatitig lang sayo." "Sana mataas din ang presyo ko para minsan naman matawag mo rin akong mahal." "Ngayong break na tayo, daig ko pa ang traffic sa edsa. I cannot move on." "Minamalat na naman ang puso ko, pano kasi laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo." "Ako na ang magbabayad sa tuition fee mo, basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako." "Grabe ang dami nang pick up lines ngayon, wala na nga akong maisip na iba kundi ikaw." "Sana magkasama tayo sa pila, para pag may sumigaw na next at hindi mo narinig, tatanungin mo agad ako kung "Tayo na ba?" "Pangalan mo pa lang kinikilig na ako, pano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?" "Taken ka na, for granted naman." "Straw ka ba? Kasi sipsip ka na plastic ka pa." "Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw." Watch Sen. Miriam Santiago deliver the new pick up lines in this video. httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?vEONV7zNjqjM UPDATE: Sen. Miriam Santiago was a guest speaker at the joint annual convention of the Philippine Society of Hypertension and Philippine Lipid and Atherosclerosis Society. During her speech, she delivered new pick-up lines that had the audience entertained. It’s almost Valentine’s Day so some of these new pick-up lines from Sen. Santiago are pretty useful. "Pedicab ka ba? Pedicabang i-date sa Valentines Day?" “Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing, kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa puso ko.” “Ang love parang bayad sa dyip, minsan hindi nasusuklian.” "Empleyado ka ba? Empleyado rin ako. Pwede tayong magkaroon ng union." "Ang sabi nila, 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple." "Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita." These lines, on the other hand, are not really pick-up lines but are no less funny. Girl: Saan tayo magde-date sa Valentines? Boy: Sa sementeryo. Girl: Bakit doon? Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sa iyo. "Bulaklak ka ba? Paa mo kasi maugat." "Malapit na ang Valentine's Day, pero bakit ikaw mukha pa ring Halloween?"

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